tema ([info]tema) wrote,
2012-01-17 13:08:00
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Ну что за хуйня, господа!

Мне кажется, значительная часть проблем с русским сервисом (и с русской ущербной коммуникацией в принципе) в том, что у нас нет общеупотребимого вежливого обращения к незнакомым людям.

Во всем мире есть сэры, сеньоры, герры и месье. У нас есть только во множественном числе ("дамы и господа" - более или менее).

Господа, как известно, все в Париже. Оттуда они к нам так и не вернулись. Сегодня обращение "господин" звучит как хуй знает что. Оно фальшиво и неуместно. "Господин, вы забыли свою сдачу!" - не верю. "Мужчина, здачу забыли!" - верю.

"Товарищ" больше не работает. А замены нет.

Что делать, э?
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Настаивать на "господах".

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January 17 2012, 09:14:01 UTC 4 months ago

Может "мистер" приживётся?

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Сударь и Сударыня?

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January 17 2012, 09:09:42 UTC 4 months ago

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[info]green3mii.blogspot.com

January 17 2012, 09:27:34 UTC 4 months ago

А мне нравится как звучит "мистер" - знаете как в фильма, идёт мужчина в костюме, а за ним бегут босоногие чумазые дети и галдят "Мистер, дайте доллар на хлеб, мистер!"

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January 17 2012, 09:09:50 UTC 4 months ago

Года три как регулярно к этой мысли возвращаюсь.

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January 17 2012, 09:27:20 UTC 4 months ago

Придумали какое-нибудь решение?

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January 17 2012, 09:09:53 UTC 4 months ago

Гражданин - претит вам уравниловкой элиты с быдлом?

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January 17 2012, 09:11:08 UTC 4 months ago

+1млн0

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[info]le0nex

January 17 2012, 09:09:53 UTC 4 months ago

рвать шаблон
к быдлу обращаться на "вы" вполголоса

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January 17 2012, 09:12:17 UTC 4 months ago

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January 17 2012, 09:09:59 UTC 4 months ago

герры = Herren?

[info]ober_art

January 17 2012, 09:20:59 UTC 4 months ago

«герр Артемий» звучит :)

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[info]lemonless

January 17 2012, 09:10:01 UTC 4 months ago

за то есть "эээ", "пацантрэ", "женщина" и пр.

[info](___х___)

January 17 2012, 09:56:45 UTC 4 months ago

Можно ещё: "ваше преосвященство" или "ворсейшество"..

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[info]nikitindiz

January 17 2012, 09:10:07 UTC 4 months ago

Уважаемый?

[info]nikitindiz

January 17 2012, 09:11:43 UTC 4 months ago Edited:  January 17 2012, 09:13:24 UTC

Или «Молодой человек»/«Девушка».
— Молодой человек, вы забыли сдачу.
— Молодой человек, не подскажите ли как пройти на площадь Королёва?

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[info]burust

January 17 2012, 09:10:08 UTC 4 months ago

*Что делать, э?*

Построить коммунизм, чтобы "товарищ" работало.

[info]luntikkk

January 17 2012, 09:14:13 UTC 4 months ago

Единственный выход.

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[info]belchenok_book

January 17 2012, 09:10:17 UTC 4 months ago

Гражданин и гражданочка
например.

Так, стоп, а как же - Эй Ты?!

[info]burust

January 17 2012, 09:34:36 UTC 4 months ago

До 15 лет я думал, что меня зовут "Эй, ты".

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[info]sokamernik

January 17 2012, 09:10:20 UTC 4 months ago

забить

[info]vmoiseev

January 17 2012, 09:13:51 UTC 4 months ago

Сдачу забудьте.

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[info]urban_rethorics

January 17 2012, 09:10:25 UTC 4 months ago

вот-вот, особенно по телефону неудобно. удобно обращаться по полному имени, если знаешь его. а в общественных местах только по гендерному признаку и остается.

[info]zencd

January 17 2012, 09:15:48 UTC 4 months ago

В чём, собственно, неудобство с телефоном?
"Здравствуйте", и называй дальше по имени если узнал; если не узнал - вы/ты.

Вот без возможности поздороваться начинаются траблы, да.

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January 17 2012, 09:10:29 UTC 4 months ago

Поживем — увидим.

[info]funny_hog

January 17 2012, 10:55:37 UTC 4 months ago

- Милорд!
- Милейший!
- Эй, человееек!
- Ну, сука, сюда тебе говорят.

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January 17 2012, 09:10:31 UTC 4 months ago

Гражданин, пройдемте

[info]nikitindiz

January 17 2012, 09:25:32 UTC 4 months ago

Я ждал эту версию :)

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[info]ychilov

January 17 2012, 09:10:34 UTC 4 months ago

надо всех убить

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January 17 2012, 09:43:01 UTC 4 months ago

Во, кстати!

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[info]4epakabra

January 17 2012, 09:10:42 UTC 4 months ago

Ещё нелепое обращение - "молодой человек".

[info]luntikkk

January 17 2012, 09:14:48 UTC 4 months ago

Или "девушкаааааа"

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[info]glebych

January 17 2012, 09:10:47 UTC 4 months ago

милсдарь, ога :)

[info]loginfree

January 17 2012, 09:59:27 UTC 4 months ago

точно! ) , а к женской особи как?

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[info]darkcjc

January 17 2012, 09:10:56 UTC 4 months ago

Дело в воспитании, социальном статусе и самооценке.
Потому что если дрессировать и стимулировать работников служб быта - все хорошо. Хотя бы на виду.

[info]xitro_xitr

January 17 2012, 09:46:07 UTC 4 months ago

при чем тут на виду
это в подкорку въедается

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[info]ya_marsel

January 17 2012, 09:10:58 UTC 4 months ago

Мужчина/женщина тоже как-то хуй знает как.

[info]maratena

January 17 2012, 11:05:39 UTC 4 months ago


Чувак / чувиха
Мужик / тёлка

[info]obezianko

January 17 2012, 09:10:58 UTC 4 months ago

не ебать мозга и использовать далее "товарищ"

[info]tuatlan

January 17 2012, 09:15:13 UTC 4 months ago

сударь и сударыня - древние русские красивые слова

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[info]serhii_sani4

January 17 2012, 09:10:59 UTC 4 months ago

Как-то обратился я к "Господину", мягко говоря не поняли =) Может как Жорик Вартанов - Слышь Вась?!

[info]luntikkk

January 17 2012, 09:15:40 UTC 4 months ago

К "господину полицейскому" я немного уже привыкла.

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